TRICKS OF THE LIGHT

April 4, 2008 | Filed Under d'etre, mysterious, seen 

yesterday from my car I saw a woman with a billowing gray mustache.  it looked like super mario’s mustache if mario had been a black woman.  then, as i watched, her mustache elongated and sort of wrapped itself around the side of her face and floated off into the sky, dissipating into the ether.  that’s when i realized that she was smoking a cigarette and had been exhaling it through her nose.  oh well!

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