SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON DESTRUCTED

May 23, 2008 | Filed Under d'etre, funny haha 

fair warning:  this is slightly gross, so don’t read if you’re eating/downloading your cybernetic internet wireless dinner 2000.    (it’s not that bad, tho - and maybe funny).

so i had a minor dermatological surgery this morning - removal of 3 moles from my back and a little ‘cyst’ (i call it a bump) that was smack in the middle of my chest - nothing scary, they’re all harmless, i think doctors just like to practice cutting things.

but the funny part is the little comedic remarks the doctor kept making to me and his female med-student assistant in order to lighten the atmosphere in the room.

while he was cutting the chest thing:  ”Heh, it’s like we’re on Grey’s Anatomy or something, you know?”  - pause - “Except less sex.  ’cause real-life doctors don’t have time for sex.  That’s the one thing that’s really unrealistic about that show.”

and then, a few minutes later:  ”Man, when we’re through with you it’s gonna look like Rambo gotcha.”

I love doctor jokes.

 

 

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One Response to “SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON DESTRUCTED”

  1. dre on May 24th, 2008 12:20 am

    I feel compelled to comment.

    Ugh. That Grey’s Anatomy thing is so dorky, even for a doctor. A creepy asshole doctor.

    And we DO just like to practice cutting things, though I prefer melons. Also, I prefer to practice with a lawnmower on melons.

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