DON’T VERB IT - VERB IT! - no.1

September 28, 2009 | Filed Under god bless the internet, lists, poetry 

• don’t fear it - revere it!
• don’t waste it - taaaste it!
• don’t delete it - complete it!
• don’t resist it - twist it!
• don’t punch it - munch it!
• don’t close it - expose it!
• don’t dispatch it - hatch it!
• don’t hide it - ride it!
• please stop this - both of you.
• don’t hate it - inflate it!
• don’t destroy it - enjoy it!
• don’t refuse it - USE it!
• don’t get black-catted - get back at it!
• don’t report it - abort it!
• don’t insult it - exult it!
• don’t unravel it - bedazzle it!
• don’t retire it - rewire it!
• don’t sink it - sync it!
• don’t test it - digest it!
• don’t inspect it - inject it!
• don’t fly by it - bonzai it!
• don’t return it - burn it!
• don’t unglue it - renew it!

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