RECENT SEARCHES - no.18

December 10, 2009 | Filed Under d'etre, job responsibilities, lists, poetry, recent searches | Leave a Comment 



RECENT SEARCHES - no.14

September 21, 2009 | Filed Under d'etre, god bless the internet, poetry, recent searches | Leave a Comment 



SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON DESTRUCTED

May 23, 2008 | Filed Under d'etre, funny haha | 1 Comment 

fair warning:  this is slightly gross, so don’t read if you’re eating/downloading your cybernetic internet wireless dinner 2000.    (it’s not that bad, tho - and maybe funny).

so i had a minor dermatological surgery this morning - removal of 3 moles from my back and a little ‘cyst’ (i call it a bump) that was smack in the middle of my chest - nothing scary, they’re all harmless, i think doctors just like to practice cutting things.

but the funny part is the little comedic remarks the doctor kept making to me and his female med-student assistant in order to lighten the atmosphere in the room.

while he was cutting the chest thing:  ”Heh, it’s like we’re on Grey’s Anatomy or something, you know?”  - pause - “Except less sex.  ’cause real-life doctors don’t have time for sex.  That’s the one thing that’s really unrealistic about that show.”

and then, a few minutes later:  ”Man, when we’re through with you it’s gonna look like Rambo gotcha.”

I love doctor jokes.

 

 



WEIRD WINTER

May 6, 2008 | Filed Under art, d'etre, job responsibilities, time travel | Leave a Comment 

Weird Winter

post-it note, 3×3″
partly inspired by a partly weird winter



IN THE MAIL

April 17, 2008 | Filed Under d'etre, fantastic weekend | Leave a Comment 

got some new shoes, some socks, and some swimmin shorts.

summertime, here I come.



PRETTY DINNER

April 8, 2008 | Filed Under d'etre, photo | 2 Comments 

pretty dinner



FAIRHOPE WEEKEND

April 7, 2008 | Filed Under d'etre, fantastic weekend, friends, get outta here, photo | Leave a Comment 

was really great  

andrea took some good pictures (click on me up there) 



TRICKS OF THE LIGHT

April 4, 2008 | Filed Under d'etre, mysterious, seen | Leave a Comment 

yesterday from my car I saw a woman with a billowing gray mustache.  it looked like super mario’s mustache if mario had been a black woman.  then, as i watched, her mustache elongated and sort of wrapped itself around the side of her face and floated off into the sky, dissipating into the ether.  that’s when i realized that she was smoking a cigarette and had been exhaling it through her nose.  oh well!



SEE EXAMPLES BELOW

April 1, 2008 | Filed Under art, d'etre, job responsibilities | Leave a Comment 

laptop destroyer



HELLO, WEEKEND

March 28, 2008 | Filed Under d'etre, fantastic weekend | 3 Comments 

glad you could make it.



BEEN WORKIN ON MY JUMPS

March 25, 2008 | Filed Under d'etre, photo | Leave a Comment 



BACKYARD

March 22, 2008 | Filed Under d'etre, fantastic weekend | Leave a Comment 

hammock:  installed and operational



TODAY

March 21, 2008 | Filed Under d'etre, good lord | Leave a Comment 

hope everyone’s having a real good friday.



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