SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON DESTRUCTED

May 23, 2008 | Filed Under d'etre, funny haha | 1 Comment

fair warning: this is slightly gross, so don’t read if you’re eating/downloading your cybernetic internet wireless dinner 2000. (it’s not that bad, tho - and maybe funny).

so i had a minor dermatological surgery this morning - removal of 3 moles from my back and a little ‘cyst’ (i call it a bump) that was smack in the middle of my chest - nothing scary, they’re all harmless, i think doctors just like to practice cutting things.

but the funny part is the little comedic remarks the doctor kept making to me and his female med-student assistant in order to lighten the atmosphere in the room.

while he was cutting the chest thing: ”Heh, it’s like we’re on Grey’s Anatomy or something, you know?” - pause - “Except less sex. ’cause real-life doctors don’t have time for sex. That’s the one thing that’s really unrealistic about that show.”

and then, a few minutes later: ”Man, when we’re through with you it’s gonna look like Rambo gotcha.”

I love doctor jokes.

WEIRD WINTER

May 6, 2008 | Filed Under art, d'etre, job responsibilities, time travel | Leave a Comment

post-it note, 3×3″
partly inspired by a partly weird winter

IN THE MAIL

April 17, 2008 | Filed Under d'etre, fantastic weekend | Leave a Comment

got some new shoes, some socks, and some swimmin shorts.

summertime, here I come.

PRETTY DINNER

April 8, 2008 | Filed Under d'etre, photo | 2 Comments

FAIRHOPE WEEKEND

April 7, 2008 | Filed Under d'etre, fantastic weekend, friends, get outta here, photo | Leave a Comment

was really great

andrea took some good pictures (click on me up there)

TRICKS OF THE LIGHT

April 4, 2008 | Filed Under d'etre, mysterious, seen | Leave a Comment

yesterday from my car I saw a woman with a billowing gray mustache. it looked like super mario’s mustache if mario had been a black woman. then, as i watched, her mustache elongated and sort of wrapped itself around the side of her face and floated off into the sky, dissipating into the ether. that’s when i realized that she was smoking a cigarette and had been exhaling it through her nose. oh well!