RECENT SEARCHES - no.18

December 10, 2009 | Filed Under d'etre, job responsibilities, lists, poetry, recent searches | Leave a Comment

“tiger coma”
fluid dynamics
saturn hexagon
bad astronomy
norway spiral
“hr giger”
wave gadgets
tyler perry twitter
christmas
monkey brain tree
“slew foot”
“slew footed cyclops”
rat king
abbot kinney
jaws nintendo
fishin
beowulf norway
lutefisk
scandinavian fish rotted
gross fish dish
avid pmm insufficient media
beer belly flask
ghoulies poster
stuntman movie
tolstoy
529 atlanta
gin
abondoned emory tunnels
jay reatard
nick burns snl
pekanbaru
crate
pterodactyl
bear in heaven abc news
dorky haircut
supercuts
tableau
hopping monks youtube
iphoto faces update
raelians
barnacle reproduction
turtles band
little monsters
passive aggressive notes
nomen novum
sacajawea
nom de guerre
dannemans atlanta
google wave invite
“pleasant people” movie
video game pie
fleetwood mac coca cola
tusk cocaine fleetwood mac
natural helix
gradoo
reason 4 rewire pro tools
“dark flash” photography
groundhog day
time loop
moon anomalies
hollow earth
sea anemone
“see an enemy”
scientology
2012
critic cartoon

RECENT SEARCHES - no.14

September 21, 2009 | Filed Under d'etre, god bless the internet, poetry, recent searches | Leave a Comment

cute
but soft, what
drunk history
jc penney catalog
black lips tonight
inversion table
rathbuns steak
trader vic “pogo stick”
crop circles
bear catching fish
horticulturist
horticulturalist
animal
lomo
having a lark
“one day, gadget”
sig samuels
best man speech
“away with words”
calculator words

SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON DESTRUCTED

May 23, 2008 | Filed Under d'etre, funny haha | 1 Comment

fair warning: this is slightly gross, so don’t read if you’re eating/downloading your cybernetic internet wireless dinner 2000. (it’s not that bad, tho - and maybe funny).

so i had a minor dermatological surgery this morning - removal of 3 moles from my back and a little ‘cyst’ (i call it a bump) that was smack in the middle of my chest - nothing scary, they’re all harmless, i think doctors just like to practice cutting things.

but the funny part is the little comedic remarks the doctor kept making to me and his female med-student assistant in order to lighten the atmosphere in the room.

while he was cutting the chest thing: ”Heh, it’s like we’re on Grey’s Anatomy or something, you know?” - pause - “Except less sex. ’cause real-life doctors don’t have time for sex. That’s the one thing that’s really unrealistic about that show.”

and then, a few minutes later: ”Man, when we’re through with you it’s gonna look like Rambo gotcha.”

I love doctor jokes.

WEIRD WINTER

May 6, 2008 | Filed Under art, d'etre, job responsibilities, time travel | Leave a Comment

post-it note, 3×3″
partly inspired by a partly weird winter

IN THE MAIL

April 17, 2008 | Filed Under d'etre, fantastic weekend | Leave a Comment

got some new shoes, some socks, and some swimmin shorts.

summertime, here I come.

PRETTY DINNER

April 8, 2008 | Filed Under d'etre, photo | 2 Comments

FAIRHOPE WEEKEND

April 7, 2008 | Filed Under d'etre, fantastic weekend, friends, get outta here, photo | Leave a Comment

was really great

andrea took some good pictures (click on me up there)

TRICKS OF THE LIGHT

April 4, 2008 | Filed Under d'etre, mysterious, seen | Leave a Comment

yesterday from my car I saw a woman with a billowing gray mustache. it looked like super mario’s mustache if mario had been a black woman. then, as i watched, her mustache elongated and sort of wrapped itself around the side of her face and floated off into the sky, dissipating into the ether. that’s when i realized that she was smoking a cigarette and had been exhaling it through her nose. oh well!