RECENT SEARCHES - no.18

December 10, 2009 | Filed Under d'etre, job responsibilities, lists, poetry, recent searches | Leave a Comment 

• “tiger coma”
• fluid dynamics
• saturn hexagon
• bad astronomy
• norway spiral
• “hr giger”
• wave gadgets
• tyler perry twitter
• christmas
• monkey brain tree
• “slew foot”
• “slew footed cyclops”
• rat king
• abbot kinney
• jaws nintendo
• fishin
• beowulf norway
• lutefisk
• scandinavian fish rotted
• gross fish dish
• avid pmm insufficient media
• beer belly flask
• ghoulies poster
• stuntman movie
• tolstoy
• 529 atlanta
• gin
• abondoned emory tunnels
• jay reatard
• nick burns snl
• pekanbaru
• crate
• pterodactyl
• bear in heaven abc news
• dorky haircut
• supercuts
• tableau
• hopping monks youtube
• iphoto faces update
• raelians
• barnacle reproduction
• turtles band
• little monsters
• passive aggressive notes
• nomen novum
• sacajawea
• nom de guerre
• dannemans atlanta
• google wave invite
• “pleasant people” movie
• video game pie
• fleetwood mac coca cola
• tusk cocaine fleetwood mac
• natural helix
• gradoo
• reason 4 rewire pro tools
• “dark flash” photography
• groundhog day
• time loop
• moon anomalies
• hollow earth
• sea anemone
• “see an enemy”
• scientology
• 2012
• critic cartoon

DON’T VERB IT - VERB IT! - no.1

September 28, 2009 | Filed Under god bless the internet, lists, poetry | Leave a Comment 

• don’t fear it - revere it!
• don’t waste it - taaaste it!
• don’t delete it - complete it!
• don’t resist it - twist it!
• don’t punch it - munch it!
• don’t close it - expose it!
• don’t dispatch it - hatch it!
• don’t hide it - ride it!
• please stop this - both of you.
• don’t hate it - inflate it!
• don’t destroy it - enjoy it!
• don’t refuse it - USE it!
• don’t get black-catted - get back at it!
• don’t report it - abort it!
• don’t insult it - exult it!
• don’t unravel it - bedazzle it!
• don’t retire it - rewire it!
• don’t sink it - sync it!
• don’t test it - digest it!
• don’t inspect it - inject it!
• don’t fly by it - bonzai it!
• don’t return it - burn it!
• don’t unglue it - renew it!

RECENT SEARCHES - no.15

September 23, 2009 | Filed Under god bless the internet, lists, poetry, recent searches | Leave a Comment 

• “ape-like”
• dfds
• fne;aw
• djsoia
• equinox
• juggalo gathering
• austin city limits
• reason redrum 3/4 time
• reason redrum resolution
• werewolf burger
• werewolf lunch
• werewolf pizza
• other sound
• “a une prochaine sur Paris” translate
• iapetus poem
• garth brooks alter ego
• thecynt
• dry cleaners 30308

RECENT SEARCHES - no.13

September 10, 2008 | Filed Under job responsibilities, lists, poetry, recent searches | Leave a Comment 

• “look at this fucking candidate”
• clifs notes
• “aint scared”
• grandaddy
• fcp multicam
• blarg
• chrome google
• french translate
• “pink nasty”
• pacu
• lost auto title
• after the goldrush
• facilis
• scion tc
• “crispin glover” dead man script
• bible ass
• “unsupported pixel format” +avid
• iphone ereader
• iphone flickr
• iphone 3g manual
• lady and the tramp songs
• ad car skeptic
• kenny rogers
• mile feet
• taos hum
• pole reversal
• bigfoot press conference
• “deer and the dog” arise therefore
• “roy harper”
• stendhal

RECENT SEARCHES - no.12

July 22, 2008 | Filed Under god bless the internet, lists, poetry, recent searches | Leave a Comment 

• car ac freon
• honda atlanta
• ikea
• file cabinet
• iphone locator
• iphone locater
• perkins rowe cinemark
• photo scanner “auto feeder”
• lucifer
• bogeys baton rouge
• fwiw
• spit take
• vintage cell phone
• “change of address”
• “eye of the tiger”
• “final countdown”
• “pass the dutchie”
• panoramic moonroof
• “film editor” “working abroad”
• “nature valley” +”banana nut”
• pedometer
• target super8
• quad dts
• nilsson pussycats
• angst
• “peaches for everyone”

RECENT SEARCHES - no.11

May 22, 2008 | Filed Under lists, poetry, recent searches | Leave a Comment 

• “aint no sunshine”
• sam cooke
• square picture frame
• mint gallery
• acoustic “locking tuner”
• flag animation effect “final cut”
• “final cut pro” mask composite
• guitar tune problem
• beep beep gallery
• auf
• ladytron +hurley
• pavement reunion
• “iron hero”
• squirmy
• hfs explorer
• “after the gold rush” +”neil young”
• lillian alabama weather
• perdido bay
• rackmount monitor
• methuselah
• john donne

RECENT SEARCHES - no.10

April 23, 2008 | Filed Under lists, poetry, recent searches | Leave a Comment 

• “lady into fox”
• vixen
• fox
• “Ondes-Martenot”
• antlers
• genius +possesive
• “DIO flamethrower” +avid
• “monster camp”
• lion
• avid answerbase
• san francisco botanical
• illustrator vector
• photoshop concentric circles
• green leaf
• shooting range target graphic
• atlanta film fest
• los feliz
• griffith park
• editing guild
• film editing union job
• “as above so below”
• thoth
• “hermes trismegistus”
• hermeticism 
• recording drums first
• recording order
• tracking technique
• “weight of a can of coke”
• poetry grant
• fiction grant
• elephant
• “rent to pieces”
• “wieden and kennedy”
• sustaining
• “vein of gold”

RECENT SEARCHES - no.9

April 10, 2008 | Filed Under lists, poetry, recent searches | Leave a Comment 

• 3g iphone
• “iphone 2″
• “andrew bird”
• vintage nike
• netflix mac
• absconded
• “kiss the girl” lyrics
• ir photography
• “wild world” chords
• “armageddon in retrospect”
• cat on screen door
• mockingbird
• dark out
• “we all us three will ride”
• “juliana hatfield”
• nickelodeon guts
• html “line break”
• high jump
• long jump
• ski jump
• ski flyer

MY DREAM JOB RESPONSIBILITIES

April 1, 2008 | Filed Under job responsibilities, lists, poetry | Leave a Comment 

• bang on my laptop with a stapler 
• pour diet coke in between the keys 
• draw on the screen with a sharpie 
• put white out in the usb ports

RECENT SEARCHES - no.8

March 26, 2008 | Filed Under god bless the internet, lists, poetry, recent searches | Leave a Comment 

• venn diagram
• rhyme dictionary
• malkmus variety
• lacie 500 usb
• html linki
• “best codec” mojo
• homegrowing tea
• homegrown tea
• “san francisco” film commision
• fuckin pandas
• “avocado coring”
• “shady vegetable”
• “this american life” +improv everywhere
• desoto falls
• georgia campgrounds
• sunset atlanta
• japan march 14
• joe mathlete
• how to piano +tune
• how to piano +tne

RECENT SEARCHES - no.7

March 25, 2008 | Filed Under god bless the internet, lists, poetry, recent searches | Leave a Comment 

• coolio
• poetic form
• pangrams
• quick brown fox
• lolzombies
• zombie jesus
• fleet foxes
• piedmont park lake

((  recent searches - nos.1-6  ))

LIST

March 22, 2008 | Filed Under god bless the internet, lists | 1 Comment 

• pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs.
• woven silk pyjamas exchanged for blue quartz.
• cozy sphinx waves quart jug of bad milk.
• just keep examining every low bid quoted for zinc etchings.
• vamp fox held quartz duck just by wing.
• quick jigs for waltz vex bad nymph.
• astronaut quincy b. zack defies gravity with six jet fuel pumps.
• the five boxing wizards jump quickly.
• how quickly daft jumping zebras vex.
• amazingly few discotheques provide jukeboxes.

I’m a Real Person

October 12, 2006 | Filed Under art, d'etre, funny haha, god bless the internet, job responsibilities, lists, projects | 1 Comment 

Some of you may remember my fortune cookie resume - well, I sent it to Boing-Boing a while back, and Xeni emailed me to say it seemed “kind of cool.” …which would have been enough to make me happy, but today, she included it in her Omakase links, complete with a “thanks to… Charlie B… etc” (at the bottom.)I got on BB, thus breaking my long-standing record of never getting anything submitted posted. This pleases me! Here’s the link.

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